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Canadians Demotivational Poster


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
Flasher? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


9 IN 10 PEOPLE PERVERTS -


TAGS: people perverts bald crazy canadians republicans
Rating: 3.55/5

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Superjenny330 - July 30, 2012, 9:54 pm
I am neither bald nor crazy.


POLITE CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 14, 2014, 1:37 am
Thanks, MissPriss
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:23 pm
Too true. 5 fingers for ya Steve.


OH CANADA -


TAGS: canadians at play
Rating: 4.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2012, 12:20 pm
Check Manitoba (And damn you Airman!!)5L
djinnyf - March 15, 2012, 11:01 am
Doesn't look like any Canadian I know! xx
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:54 pm

I hear they've invaded Wisconsin and made off with a wheel of extra sharp cheddar.


WAKE UP -


TAGS: wake up zombies canadians sean it s a joke
Rating: 3.32/5

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falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
Stop! I'm not made of bacon!
newbiedaniel - June 3, 2009, 11:49 pm
which one sean?
anonymous_poster - February 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
Yay for Dead Rising. :D
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 4:48 pm
Noooooo!


CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...


TAGS: blondes canadians pink
Rating: 2.14/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Nice boobies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
Collage is a word 2 :P


NOT TOO DUMB EH? -


TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm

Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy


PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER -


TAGS: canadians its over february sheep no names from me lol motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.21/5

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pieman - February 8, 2010, 6:04 pm
I llllllove it. I'm sure my daaaaad, Jake will too. Mom says hi Jake.5 Lambs


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.57/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am
photchopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
true


THE BEGINNING -


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


VACATION DESTINATION -




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 3.84/5

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PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 1:10 pm
And to her initial request that they pay her $20,000 medical bills, they offered $800 and told her to get stuffed. Interesting case though, especially given the company's actions (or inactions).
Renza - April 25, 2013, 12:29 pm
Well, that and their lawyer taking the stance of 'screw her, we couldn't care less'
steve1961 - April 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
What isn't generally known is the company that was successfully sued for the hot coffee incident had been warned previously about not following safety protocols and brewing the coffee hotter than normal. That is why she won.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:47 pm

It's all to avoid lawsuits from litigious cry-babies. 'boohoo, I spilled coffee on myself, I didn't know it was hot'. Sometimes I'm amazed at the level of petty, immature stupidity people exhibit.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:44 pm

I'm from the U.S. and I'm disappointed in the idiots that created the need for silly labels like that. Coffee served hot? No shizz? If it were sold less-than-hot, people would complain. As bad as the food labels... Like mixed nuts says 'contains nuts'
Zetmonk - April 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeay for the canadians in that case. The rest of the world seems to miss the mentioned obviousness.
MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 11:02 am
We try...we like our coffee hot our beer ice cold and us women to be to ready for anything in between.


FETCH ME A DRINK MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: canadians google
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:24 pm
Yeahbut....... Mooooooooooooooooooo's god goes by the name of Jameson.


THE RED TOOL BOX -




CANADIANS HAVE BALLS -




CANADIANS - just like the French...GAY!


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.04/5


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am

I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheepshit, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


WINTER STORMS -




Games -


TAGS: canadians love their hockey beer games
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:57 pm
That's easy...1st move up here to Canada, 2nd bring over a bottle of rye to my place and 3rd I'll teach you how to play. You open for say Saturday?
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh Ugs, I could laugh you under the hockey game table!
Oldsod - May 2, 2014, 7:50 pm
I want one...
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 5:44 pm
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


Michael Moore -


TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?


GAY SUPER HEROES -


TAGS: gay heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm
ROTFLMAO Ron!!!!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
gay stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
Like internal lesions ripped, or gay stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.


CANADIANS RIGHT? -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.8/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 23, 2010, 2:47 pm
You've never seen a Sumo wrestler, or people from Wisconsin, have you?
emprorche - February 23, 2010, 2:38 pm
how is this canadians again? Americans are the fatest F**ks on the planet
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:25 am
Holy sh*t! There IS a woman there...I just thought he was standing in a huuuuuge garden.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 6:43 pm
The bulge on a canuck would be lower. Plus our women wear cammo not flowers.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm
He looks REALLY HAPPY to see you Ron! LOL!!!


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.38/5

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CANADIANS - Make me laugh.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.11/5

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CANADA - February 1, 2010, 10:59 pm
ya, not everyone is the brightest
Produceman117 - February 1, 2010, 10:58 pm
Nowadays, me too.


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 1.17/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:36 pm
Perhaps I just felt that the world needed a LOT of warning about Canadian issues. Maybe.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
In the most loving way, f-u, reason!!! LOL!!!
Reason - October 29, 2009, 4:33 pm
looks like a dupe got past the mods. Great first week Aggy. lol


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians dance ice falls creation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:16 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 27, 2015, 3:58 am
Miss you nailed it, once again a 5er
JesusWept - February 27, 2015, 1:44 am
I'm Swedish so i've seen tons of people walking on frozen sidewalks. It's truly a hilarious sight LOL
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:08 am
If you've ever had the pleasure of watching a Manitoban trying to walk along a frozen sidewalk...we'd have to claim the fame for twerking too...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 6:46 pm
You mean leg-break dancing? L L L L L


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am
Phfucking rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


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